17 Feel free to ask me anything. I'm an open book and my print is pretty bold.
thepretendr:
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
dirkology:
THE FACT I CANNOT CUDDLE MY FRIENDS OVER THE INTERNET PISSES ME OFF BYE
(Source: chestermcbadbatt)
gigglingbean:
If I drink alcohol I am an alcoholic. If I drink Fanta, am I fantastic?
amoying:
are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff
rlymax:
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
rnackenzie:
don’t say what’s up to me bc im literally never doing anything and the conversation won’t go anywhere omg